Fashion Police? More like Fashion Fire Rescue...

Fashion (noun): The style characteristic of the social elite.
Fashion is in the eye of the beholder. Someone could think shoulder pads on a women's blazer is fashionable in any era, whilst any other sane human being would rather use those shoulder pads to create a travel neck pillow of some sort. But, fashion for low class people (you know, people like YOU, ME... Vanessa Hudgens...) is fairly simple.


We throw on a nice little black dress, accessorize it and you're out the door and ready to take on the town. Chances are none of us will be getting photographed obnoxiously by paparazzi and getting criticized to the point that it can hurt our career. But the fact of the matter is that celebrities apparently cannot dress themselves therefore, they hire stylists who in the end can't dress themselves either causing them to humiliate the celebrity appointed to them. Now, not all celebrities are hot messes...
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Does this make you... Twervous?

twitch (n): an uncontrolled, short, jerky motion.
nervous (adj): easily agitated or alarmed; Apprehensive or anxious; Relating to or affecting the nerves.

Today's lesson is about nervous twitching and the people I love who do it way too often. They even remind me of a special little someone [or rather something], but we'll get into that a little later. In case you haven't already noticed, I'm a Twilight fan. Yes, I'm one of THOSE girls (and you should stop passing judgement RIGHT NOW). So, lets get to the nitty gritty of the post. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are rubbing off on eachother. (Disclaimer: I love Kristen and Rob. Everyone who knows me, also knows this. All opinions shared here, are all in good fun.) Granted, their fame could be the cause of their twervousness (nervous twitching disorder). However, in all honesty, I do believe they sit at home together eating Hot Pockets and watching Ice Age 1,2 & 3. To then walk out of the house and say "TODAY, I AM SCRAT! SEE ME TWITCH!"

"Who is this Scrat?" you ask... Well, follow the cut to MEET SCRAT