Does this make you... Twervous?

twitch (n): an uncontrolled, short, jerky motion.
nervous (adj): easily agitated or alarmed; Apprehensive or anxious; Relating to or affecting the nerves.

Today's lesson is about nervous twitching and the people I love who do it way too often. They even remind me of a special little someone [or rather something], but we'll get into that a little later. In case you haven't already noticed, I'm a Twilight fan. Yes, I'm one of THOSE girls (and you should stop passing judgement RIGHT NOW). So, lets get to the nitty gritty of the post. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are rubbing off on eachother. (Disclaimer: I love Kristen and Rob. Everyone who knows me, also knows this. All opinions shared here, are all in good fun.) Granted, their fame could be the cause of their twervousness (nervous twitching disorder). However, in all honesty, I do believe they sit at home together eating Hot Pockets and watching Ice Age 1,2 & 3. To then walk out of the house and say "TODAY, I AM SCRAT! SEE ME TWITCH!"

"Who is this Scrat?" you ask... Well, follow the cut to MEET SCRAT



Scrat twitches... A lot. Much like Kristen and Robert do. In fact, they have the nervous twitch going on quite often and I wonder if they get their mannerisms from Scrat entirely. Scrat loves nuts. Well, what squirrel doesn't? Lets take this knowledge and apply it to, oh, I don't know... How about Rob? Mr. Pattinson and his.... CIGARETTES!!


Still don't see it?


How about now?

Yeah, you're getting there... but not quite.. There's still one more.



So it's safe to say I've learned to read my dear Robert Pattinson quite clearly by now, but his tendencies don't come anywhere near Kristen's. Her mannerisms have caused her own fans to speak out and make videos such as this one: (credit to OohJoy on YouTube)



You see, not only does Kristen NervousTwitch, oh no. She also, breathes heavily every other millisecond, touches her hair and stutters (which I consider a part of her Twervous disorder), and blink PROFUSELY whilst shaking her head for everyone one of her lines. Now, yes, people breathe. Yes, people even BLINK! Who knew? Well, I don't know anyone who does it quite as often or as loud as the Stew (as her fans like to call her).

NO, it has NOTHING to do with ACTUAL Stew..


So now, let me get back to the writing. Right? SCRAT! Yes, well, unlike Rob, ALL of her desires do not lie in a cigarette. But she does smoke, and oh does she do it well. She's just more interested in getting her hair oily by touching it 17 times a minute and taking in all the Oxygen our lovely green Earth has to offer. Actually, oxygen probably feels like a whore because of how much Kristen uses it. True Story.



But all in all, I wouldn't have them any other way. And I'm sure the rest of the world has their own issue with THIS particular form of Twervousness, but not me. Whether it's Rob getting flustered over the sight of a cigarette, or Kristen getting fired up about her bong, we still love them. Well at least I do. And word of advice to Rob AND Kristen, next time you think it's okay to act like Scrat (after watching Ice Age for the millionth time) because he's cute, just remember, you're not following a nut, you don't have a fuzzy tail and you don't have protruding bug eyes sticking out of your eye sockets with buck teeth to match. Nevertheless, the Earth is a better place because of your Twervousness. I'm JUST saying.