In today's post I'll be quickly discussing a few things that have been brought to my attention these past few weeks. There have been a lot of things happening, so the post will be cut in two. In no particular order of importance, however I'm sure you can guess which events were at the TOP of my list :)
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- Ashley Greene at the 12th Annual Young Hollywood Awards
Just wow. There are no words to describe what I felt when I first saw pictures of Ashley Greene at the Young Hollywood Awards this year. I was actually at a loss for words. I saw them while I was at work, naturally. Lucky for me (or not so lucky I'm afraid), I work with my mother. My jaw dropped and all I could say was "I WANT! I WANT!" Of course, my mother turns to me and asks "What do you want?" probably so she can find a way to get it for me (yes, I'm spoiled, those who know me, know this). I just couldn't resist showing her what I was literally GAWKING at. She then proceeded to ask me if I wanted the shoes or dress she was wearing, to which i responded with --> "No MOM! I WANT HER!!!!!" and that's all I need to say on the matter. Needless to say, my mother walked off and continued to see her patients completely oblivious to the fact that I have a fake Lesbian crush on Ashley Greene that was intensified by her appearance at the Awards.
- Glee. Let me just say that the partial reason why I even started watching Glee is because I saw this..
<-------THAT Got me to watch the Season Premiere of the first season of Glee. True Story. Yes, she look slike a dufus because her 'L' is backwards, her hands were full okay?! and she probably doesn't have time to actually watch the show and fantasize about getting down and dirty with Mark Salling(aka Puck) like the rest of us Gleeks do.. But, it's the truth. I became a Gleek thanks to Ashley Greene. Don't Judge Me.
First, Glee goes Gaga. At first, this episode had me at a loss for words. It's now in the back of many gLeek's thoughts, but not mine. I listen to Idina Menzel and Lea Michele sing "Poker Face" on a daily basis. No lie. It will soon be my ringtone. However, after seeing the episode and coming out of my Gaga/Glee induced coma, I had one thing I needed to let out. It was SUPERB. However, we've been longing and talking about this episode for months. Much longer than we anticipated the Madonna episode and we only got TWO Gaga songs? This woman has re-invented pop music and is a true artist. They could've added a bit more Gaga to the Glee if you know what I mean. How about a little "LoveGame" or "Paparazzi"? They're #1 hits, everyone knows them... I mean, I think we should've had at least two more Gaga songs in the episode.. Maybe have the guys sing "Alejandro" in an attempt to understand Kurt's ways? I would've been down for that. 
Now, Glee gets... Funky?
I had to use this picture because it was probably the highlight of the episode. Okay, maybe not the highlight, granted, a lot of the music that episode was awful in my opinion. But whenever Puck (Mark Salling) humps the floor and sings about "Good Vibrations", something inside of me just needs to jump up and rejoice. There are Glee episodes that go beyond all expectations (for example, the Madonna episode) and then there are those episodes in which I only enjoy portions of it. It's much like a lot of shows I watch that have what I call "filler" episodes. Filler episodes are those episodes that don't really have a point. They just fill in their time slot with hot talented teenagers frolicking about on the screen. This was a filler episode, but nonetheless it did entertain me; much like Glee usually does.
- Alcohol + Scavenger Hunts+ Birthdays = Pictures and New Discoveries.
This May, I turned the tender age of 21. Yes, FINALLY able to do things I haven't already been doing since I was 17... Things like... Well, dance on tables?
Okay, there was some dancing on tables... But the main thing was.. Yes, the alcoholism that I am now a big fan of (as if I didn't already enjoy it before).
Even though I celebrated my birthday on TWO different nights, my very good friend was kind enough to do a lengthy 21st birthday scavenger hunt. Most of the things were ridiculous. But the main thing I was excited for was the only thing I accomplished on the list. Sadly, I have no photographic evidence that it happened, but one of them was to ask a goth person whether they were a vampire. I'm happy to say I succeeded, and also discovered that he was, in fact, a vampire. WIN! However, alcohol also has the ability to create fond memories; for example, crotch mirror pictures.
Crotch Mirror Pictures, Vampires and alcohol call for a great 21st birthday celebration in my book...
See what's gotten my girl parts excited recently after the jump...
- Rob..
As if that picture name didn't already get your attention.. This word definitely will... SEXPENDERS. That's right. Rob. in. Sexpenders. I don't need to say much else. Other than the fact that Rob is working with animals while wearing this spectacular piece of clothing after being rubbed in dirt-- all I can think is WHEN WILL THIS MOVIE BE RELEASED?! He (If you're still lost, no I'm not talking about Rob Zombie, but Robert Pattinson) is currently filming a movie with Reese Witherspoon titled Water for Elephants based on the book by Sara Gruen. Did i mention he cut his hair? This was big news to me. I'd say I spent about a good hour drooling over his delicious new appearance. The new DO doesn't treat my lady parts any better...
What I'd give to be that pony...
- The Last Song/ Miley Cyrus' Breakthrough Acting.
After watching The Last Song twice (for free mostly through screenings) I can say the movie is very much enjoyable. It's no Notebook-esque book or movie, but it's still entertaining and depressing, much like every other Nicholas Sparks book. The movie was stolen by the little boy who plays her brother and Miley's hot boyfriend Liam. Her performance was overshadowed but nonetheless exceptional. I've been trying to read the book for about 2 months now and I could not, for the life of me, get into it. I'd read a few pages, get bored, and put it aside. Until I reached about halfway through the book, I became somewhat addicted to the story and finished it off in about 2 weeks (I have a full time job okay?). All I can say is that reading the book after already seeing the movie was a bad idea. Friends who had read the book described how emotional it was and i didn't cry at all. I cry in books; I cried in New Moon's break up scene for God's Sake (Chapter 3, you killed me. Thanks Stephenie Meyer). However, when I saw Miley on screen crying and doing her part, i was thoroughly impressed. She brought tears to my eyer with her emotional role. A role I'm sure was difficult to portray from the start, and I think she really nailed it after reading the book. Needless to say, I would've had a different reaction to the book if I would've read it before seeing the movie. Knowing the end just kills it.
- Eclipse Footage & Taylor's failed attempts to win his woman.
With The Twilight Saga's third movie installment Eclipse coming in just a short 27 days,
S(c)ummit Entertainment has felt the need to release clips, TV Spots, stills and interviews in order to prepare audiences for the movie. A little word of advice to the corporate office of Summit.. STOP. For New Moon, the entire movie was released before it even premiered in theaters. Yes, we've all read the books and we know how the story turns out, but we'd like to have a little something surprise us when we go out and watch the movie at Midnight on June 30th. Which brings me to my next point. One thing that sure wouldn't surprise me... The probability that Taylor Lautner failed the acting class that taught him how to act menacing...
Jacob: "She doesn't know WHAT she wants!"
Um, really, I think she wants to start a fund to get you a better acting coach. Obviously, you weren't paying attention during the week they taught you to attempt to scare Edward's vampire panties off. WHAT WAS THAT TAYLOR? I mean, really? You're speaking through clenched teeth just how Stephenie likes it, but.. I just can't fathom how David Slade thought he should keep that scene with your terrible acting. Sorry. 0 points for Jacob (as usual) you lose.
- Immature Birthday Celebrations
As part of my birthday celebration I spent the weekend at Walt Disney World with a few of my favorite people... Due to the fact that I say Jizz My Pants after seeing anything remotely exciting, we thought it'd be a grand idea to put Happy Birthday Jizz on my Disney Birthday pin. Now, this is all kinds of wrong, but, I am afterall immature at times. I couldn't help myself.
After coming down from our high caused by all the Disney worker bees telling me out loud "Happy Birthday Jizz!" in the most enthusiastic voices, Disney decided to slap me across the face with the most devastating news. I found out that The Rockin' Rollercoaster featuring Aerosmith is going to be refurbished and transformed into-- GET THIS... HANNAH MONTANA or JONAS BROTHERS THEME. HOW AWESOME!! .... NOT! Don't get me wrong, I'm one of those weirdos that freakishly enjoys my Disney tweens singing, but there's no way it can be compared even at the slightest to Aerosmith. It just... Cant... I'm.. at a loss for words on this matter. This just goes to show don't write inappropriate things on Disney pins because it will get you the worst kind of karma..
- KSTEW loves birdies
This past week Kristen Stewart was photographed by the paparazzi in Australia showing off her two favorite birdies...
You guessed it. She flipped off the paparazzi. Good girl. I'm proud of you. Although I wish telling the paps "F&*% off!" would actually get them off your back because they are just ridiculous these days. If I could punch them for you, I would. They're just rude and deserve all your birdies. Keep doing it. We're past the fact that you don't like to be conventional. We like it. Stay classy. Don't you ever forget it.
- Oprah
First off, I hate how she pronounces Eclipse.. She doesn't say it like a regular human being, she emphasizes the 'E' making it sound like 'EEEEclipse'.. What is THAT about? and okay, after seeing the big deal that was made with the Eclipse things released on Oprah I can honestly say... She owns the Universe. No Really... I'm sure she owns a planet in space or something. The things that woman is capable of. For example, she was able to screen the ENTIRE, UNCUT, UNEDITED filmed movie of Eclipse. WHO ELSE CAN DO THAT?! Only Oprah. Who else can get Taylor Lautner's security team to allow him to go to a SORORITY HOUSE full of college girls with raging hormones? Only Oprah. My dear, sweet lady... He could have DIED in there. Just know that next time you're gonna have to send Big Daddy Lautner as well. He'd be good protection..
We love you Daddy. Come out more often.
- Zac resorts to Charlie St. Cloud in order to prove me wrong
It's as if Zac Efron reads my blog. A few months ago I did a post about how Zac Efron was stuck "in be-tween".. Remember? Well, now he's in a movie called You're a Dumb Hoe for thinking I wouldn't come out of my High School Musical ditch Charlie St. Cloud. Check out the trailer below and see for yourself...
This movie, I predict, will be sensational. I can feel it in my bones.
Okay so this wasn't so much of a brief post. Yes, it was a tad bit long, but suck it up.. All I can say is that I hope there will be a hot sex scene in Charlie St. Cloud for me to fantasize about in the future like there was in Remember Me... I'm Just Saying.
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